Ben Wallace
Two Russian prankers held a video conference with British Secretary Ben Wallace on behalf of Prime Minister of Ukraine Denis Shmyhal. The conversation took place on March 17 and concerned sensitive issues of Ukrainian security.
The first two parts of the video call were released on March 21 and March 22. They are dedicated to the Ukrainian nuclear program and the supply of NLAW systems to Ukraine.
On behalf of Prime Minister of Ukraine, famous Russian prankers Vovan and Lexus informed Mr. Wallace that Kiev wants to resume the nuclear program and called on the UK support.
Ben Wallace seemed to be confused and noted that such a decision would not please Moscow. Defense Secretary first noted that he should discuss the topic with Boris Johnson, but then he assured that London would support any choice of Ukraine.
In the second part of the conversation Mr Wallace confirmed that more than 4 thousand NLAW anti-tank systems have already been sent to Ukraine and that another large batch of ATGMs will arrive soon.
According to Ben Wallace, the British “own arsenal is running out.”
The whole video of the conversation should be released in the coming days, according to the prankers.
Soon after the video call, UK officials tried to excuse the British Defence Secretary.
Earlier, the UK government warned that the impostors could release a doctored video of the call with the defence secretary. A Ministry of Defence source said the video was “garbage”, adding that it was a doctored clip. However, the video was almost not edited, only a few short clips were added at the beginning.
“What you don’t hear is the Defence Secretary also saying that the UK can’t have anything to do with alleged Ukrainian nuclear ambitions, because the UK is committed to the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons.” – The Guardian cited a defence source as saying.
The British Armed Forces Minister James Heappey revealed a few details on the issue, trying to justify the negligence of Mr Wallace.
“He was acutely aware that he was on a Microsoft Teams call, and therefore he would not ever disclose any sensitive details on a platform that can be very easily intercepted and listened into. And the call therefore was pretty bland, I think, from what Ben was explaining to me last night, when the call started to ask more pointed questions about our intentions militarily in the region, Ben knew full well that’s not the sort of question anybody would normally ask on Teams. And so he became pretty suspicious and terminated the call.”
The full conversation is yet to be released, but Lexus and Vovan have already responded to the claims of the UK Ministry of Defence, accusing them of lying in details. The second video was provided with the following notice:
“In response to reports from the Ministry of Defense about ten-minute conversation, we inform you that the full conversation with Mr Wallace lasted 22 minutes. In addition, the conference did not end abruptly, but on a benevolent mutual farewell.”
Lexus and Vovan
Downing Street claimed that it believed Russian state actors were responsible for the hoax, traditionally providing no details. Such pranks were claimed to be the standard practice for Russian information operations.
The Prime Minister’s official spokesman said: “The Russian state was responsible for the hoax telephone calls made to UK ministers last week.
“This is standard practice for Russian information operations and disinformation is a tactic straight from the Kremlin playbook to try to distract from their illegal activities in Ukraine and the human rights abuses being committed there.
This is also not for the first time Vovan and Lexus were accused of having links to Russian security services. What has never been proven. They are already famous for dozens of such pranks with top politicians in different countries, as well as with various celebrities. They are acting openly, without hiding their real names (Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexei Stolyarov), and they are often invited as speakers to various public events.
The only issue is the inability of the UK’s top leaders to protect information from prankers who act in accordance with the well-known “tactics straight from the Kremlin textbook.”
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The British are dumb evil warmongers and need to be nuked. SLAVA ROSSIYA 🇷🇺
First you, Pedo Andy.
your taco has used condoms from crack head in oklihona
Another Spic came to join the party along with Yamil Perez!
It’s “slava Rossiyi” the dative case is used for “TO”. “slava Rossiya” literally means “glory, Russia”
I mean, you got to hand it to these Russian dudes being able to troll the lame limey Minister of Defense. These fags are dumb and cucks enough to ask the Russians if they would like some 5 o’ clock tea before having their throats slit.
Peppe you are angry today. There is a funny article in the Guardian newspaper here in UK. A trans tried to flee to Poland but the Ukraine border guards examined it and told it ‘you’re a guy, so get the hell out of here’. Apparently now it has to go and fight after it’s day in the sun.
I see the UK politicians as America’s asshole. When the US Government has gas – whether it is connected with spreading homosexual propaganda, NATO expansion, instigating another Cold War, spending 20 years fighting peasants thousands of miles away, or any other psychopathic scheme connected with the military-industrial complex – it comes out of both ends.
Imho, there’s an puppet master behind all of that, both in the UK and the US. Remember Ariel Sharon, who said that the US is basically a puppet state of Israel. They also brainwash all of the west with their agenda. Just saying – you need to tackle the problem at the root.
Nuke your mama.
You fuckin.g stupid Russian supporters or propagandist.
Derp.
I already nuked yours – go clean her whore asshole with your filthy tongue you moronic, inbred degenerate pile of dog shit.
Yes, and no. Yes, the British are imbecile imperialists. No, english peoples don’t sederve that because they already say NO to the satanist globalism by BREXIT.
Oh yeah absolutely the Ukraine should arm itself with nuclear weapons. And not only Ukraine, but every NATO country and indeed anyone other country that has received threats of nuclear devastation from Russia is entitled to pursue a nuclear weapons program. Russia not only is violating global WMDs conventions and agreements and law, but has destroyed any international hope for nuclear non proliferation, and has changed its legislation to make its nuclear deterrent a force of aggression rather than a weapon of last resort. It is common sense that Ukraine and Finland and Poland and Sweden and the Baltic states and Romania and Moldova and Bulgaria and Greece and Turkey Georgia and Armenia all start their independent nuclear armaments programs and create a nuclear arsenal. It is for their own safety against putinist aggressive narcissism and genocidal brutality.
Oh yeah absolutely the Iran should arm itself with nuclear weapons. And not only Iram, but every non NATO country and indeed anyone other country that has received threats of nuclear devastation from USA is entitled to pursue a nuclear weapons program. USA not only is violating global WMDs conventions and agreements and law, but has destroyed any international hope for nuclear non proliferation, and has changed its legislation to make its nuclear deterrent a force of aggression rather than a weapon of last resort. It is common sense that Iran and Cuba and NK and Mexico and the Central American states and Venezuela and Brasil and Somalia and Iraq and Turkey Azeribajan and Armenia all start their independent nuclear armaments programs and create a nuclear arsenal. It is for their own safety against Ciaisis aggressive narcissism and genocidal brutality.
I fixed myself 😸
Occupy Bacon, no one read this besides you (how are you english?
Clown! Will never happen. Your LOSING!
I don´t give a dam to insane trolis
Shut up already with your boring drivel. We don’t want you in the EU. We are bored with your constant whining and demands for money to steal. We think you are a giant problem created by US Neo-Conservative Zionist Jews. We in EU are not going to give means to start nuclear wars in Europe.
Hahahahahahahajahahhaha do you really think that the EU commission has the legal competence to dictate on the military policy of member states? You are delusional
Trolls are mentally retarded people.
Yes, imbecile, that’s what happened for 32 years: EU is an extension of the US embassy and make all the domestic policies inside EU countries, For that reason my country was totally ruined. Fuck you, nazi asstard
I don’t give a dam to insane trolls.
Ukraine uses a lot of nuclear power stations to maintain its electricity grid. They obviously don’t have the technical capabilities to exploit this existing base themselves. Nuclear power stations are a giant potential first step up to nuclear weapons. That is why US-Israel has been trying to stop any nuclear power station projects being completed in ME since 1980’s.
Werner, do you want to be blown up?
Bla bla bla more 🤮 and 💩 propaganda from your filthy ukrop mouth
A dream of an imbecile cocaine wanker….those countries still can’t construct own nuclear plant for energy and a banderist nazi faggot speak about nuclear weapons. Plain retard imbecile.
Sometimes it’s better to shut up than make you look like a fool. We are truly fucked becuase of brainwashed zombies like you.
I wager that about none of these countries would manage to get more than a handful of them, if any, because trying to get this kind of toy appears to be an easy way to blow the state budget, and go into bankruptcy.
I want to be pranked too.
Oh wait…
LOL
Did someone see my laptop 💻?
If so call 555-crackerboy.
I forgot the script.
Is WWIII this or the next week?
Next week is the Cherry Blossom Festival, Joe.
I got my 73rd booster shoot today 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
And Im totally fine 👹☠️💀👁️
Va☠️ on brother
You can’t be too careful!
I need some honey in my dry mangina.
Even Israeli politicians are more competent than that.
By a longshot.
Ouch.
That must have hurt 🤕
The funniest part is that it provides concrete proof that Ukraine hasn’t been developing nuclear weapons like Putin the terrorist cockroach keeps saying. The British Ministry of Defence just confirmed it. Now he needs to come up with a new moronic lie.
I would reply but I’ve been running circles around you trolls for the past couple days. I think I’ll take a day off soon, I’ve already radicalized thousands of westerners against your Nazi lies. Your mission is a failure Reddit brigade moron. Every post you make I systematically destroy and proceed to arm citizens of the world with facts. Get fucked National Socialist bitch. You’re lucky your tattoo of Hitler is on your buttocks or you’d get your shit rocked in public.
You just replied, you fucking moron. If you want to prank somebody then make sure it’s to expose the truth, not to confirm the lie. Now everybody knows for a fact that Ukraine is developing jack shit.
I meant reply to your lie. At this point I’m the one trolling you retard, how the tables have turned. Sorry for the edit, had to make sure I used elementary level grammar so you could understand.
No, I meant that you’re just another Putin cockroach who doesn’t want to reply but ends up replying like ten times afterwards like a fucking moron.
This is fun for me, to be candid I probably make more money than you simply betting my company stock options on esports like CSGO. It would be a much better use of your time to educate yourself so you can find a job other than burgerflipping. If you decide to educate yourself you’ll learn to think critically and spend plenty of time reading books and learning about the world. I would love that for you. I would bet you’ve never visited a country outside of NATO parameters, you probably view nonwhites as subhuman. The world is a beautiful place, you should try to experience some culture. Just some advice brother, you’re in my prayers as always.
It’s only fun? For me it’s a hobby, you Putin cockroach freak who doesn’t want to reply that keeps replying. Can’t wait for the next reply. What a fucking moron.
I don’t want to reply? If it’s your hobby scroll back through the articles and you’ll notice I only began commenting when the Reddit brigade showed up in force. Adolf would be rolling in his grave if he knew you were advocating for him with your pink hair and surgically implanted vagina. You should watch the movie Er ist wieder da, I’m sure there’s an English translation for an uncultured moron like you. I think it would help you understand how funny you sound. If there were levels to trolling I would be close to level 1000 and you would be somewhere around level 5.
The fourth reply from the Putin cockroach who doesn’t want to reply. Because his ego feels as sore as his butt hole.
I think I’ve already decimated you enough so I’ll stop now. I know autistic kids like you who stare at computer screens or Instagram stories all day have short attention spans and aren’t accustomed to speaking to other human beings in deep or thoughtful conversation but I repeat my advice from earlier, try to educate yourself brother. I am keeping you in my prayers.
The Putin cockroaches feeling the confidence of a demented freak so now he doesn’t want to stop replying. Because he’s a lying moron. I just caught another Putin cockroach lying again.
Here’s one that’s not a lie. Russia is kicking Ukraine’s ass. Your Jewish Masters are scrambling like cockroaches when the light comes on. It’s about to get crowded in Israel when another 2 million move there from Ukraine. I live in the USA, please don’t send any more to New York city.
When the Puin cockroaches turn into full blown antisemite cockroaches that’s when you know that they’re desperate.
Do you get any coffee in your soy latte?
That’s not a hobby, that’s your mental disease you fucking moronic loser degenerate with a single digit IQ.
You are a desperate, sick retard without life, brain or purpose but to spam imbecilic shit from you filthy mouth 24/7 then being abused and used as a toilet here. Masochist bitch.
The best moment of your pitiful existence – when someone here piss on your face. That’s why you always return for more – you’re addicted like Zelensky on heroin.
What’s the weather like in tel Aviv?
They’re working on developing a good healthy surrender.
The Ukrainians have received 4000 NLAW’s and have only used about 1000 of them on the mechanized vermin tin cans of the mongoloid invader. The NLAW can wipe out any land vehicle from the Russian invading horde arsenal. Another 3000 to be used in the following weeks and months and eastern Ukraine will become the cemetery of Russia’s mechanized units and divisions. But NLAW’s are just the starter menu, there are thousands of Javelin missiles that are so fun to shoot, there is a large waiting list in the Ukrainian army of volunteers looking to use this weapons and pop some Russian tank turrets to smithereens
Ok…
Jawohl mein fuhrer we still have 8000 of the original 4000 ATGMs.
Kind of a fish-and-the-loaves situation there. Good job!
There are only a few problems with your statement.
First its probably wrong.
They already used up most their stockpiles else we would see more videos about taken out convoys that’s rarely the case anymore.
Second, weapons caches are being destroyed, especially the bigger ones.
So anything that was there is gone.
Third logistics, without fuel and no air cover under constant drone and helo attacks its getting almost impossible to resupply the troops in the east.
But positive thinking is a plus.
I will give you that.
Wishful thinking at best. Time will tell, keep underestimating Ukraine. Not all battles and destroyed vehicles are documented on social media. In fact they have stoped doing that because of the fear of geolocation. Still over 1500 destroyed Russian vehicles have been documented already with photos and geolocation. And in terms of Russian casualties they’re only documenting officers. They don’t even bother with common soldiers anymore as they’re too many.
According to SBU I guess.
Indeed, wishful thinking.
Clearly, there have been major envelopments of Russian forces, hence the relentless stream of videos of masses of Russian prisoners and the relentless rollback of Russian-held territory, particulary in Donbas. Why, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Ukrainian Super-soldiers with their NATO Certificates of Achievement see off the last Russian today. Donbas ATO, a smashing success, Crimea back in Ukrainian control with the Sixth Fleet partying in Sevastopol tomorrow. In fact, the Ukrainian counterattacks have been so successful that I wouldn’t be suprised if they started sending their Special Forces to train the SAS, CIA, Green Berets and JTF2 in the hyper-successful Ukrainian ways.
The new BMWs and Mercedes’ should be on the streets of Kiev by the end of the week. We should be seeing Zelensky riding in the victory parade seated beside Nuland and Ellen Degeneres on Mayday.
More like wishful thinking.
The problem is that 3000 have already been sold on the black market HAHAHAHA
Ukrop style
Hopefully they make it to the yemenis and the syrian armies. That would be poetic justice Britain supplying the yemenis and the syrians.
It seems that NLAWs are allergic to cruise missiles.
I WANT TO BEAT THIS OLD CRACKER FAGGOT TO DEATH IN FRONT OF HIS CRACKER FAGGOT WIFE AND CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN.
Russia may have no choice but but constant surveillance and start to target all incoming supplies as soon as trucks cross over the Polish border. Of course, US-NATO will put Red Cross stickers on the arms trucks, just like they did in Syria to supply terrorists in east Aleppo.
Hahahahahahahajahahhaha don’t make me laugh like Russia has the capacity to monitor every single delivery vehicle entering Ukraine. Do you really think the West is dumb enough to put a letter on their armaments supply trucks like the Russian did, marking each and everyone of their vehicles with the Z letter for easy targeting?
Hahahahahahahajahahhahab
Phuck, you’re like a coyote caught in a trap, are you going to chew your own arm off? You Bolsheviks are really starting to squeal.
Stupid shemale whore you have to be even more retarded than you look if you don’t realize Russians have plenty of informers in Ukraine; they precisely and systematically hit their facilities while incinerating hundreds and hundreds of ukrotrash and their foreign supporters along with equipment. Go ask another faggot from Canada, Wali the deadliest sniper ha ha
Now let’s laugh how lame, clueless and absolutely retarded you are dumb bitch.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
and ha
This is absolutely fenomenal and stuff of legend. As the Wyvern of the West struggles wildly in it’s self inflicted perpetual atrophy and inevitable demise, it’s deceptive screeches echo louder by the day – through literal bone and marrow of it’s mental slaves. But as Balance has willed, even it’s far reaching dominion of the realm of mind is being thwarted profoundly. The Dragon of the East, long pillaged and mistreated, has ever maintained it’s high virtue – ressurected through multiple incarnations in a century of darkness, to ultimately attain excelence in the dojo. A time of great reckoning is upon us. I salute all thee – strong of heart and wise of spirit.
Delightful.
And so they came one dark dark night, and took him from his bed
‘ Hey ! what you guy’s doin’ a frightened Biden said
‘Were taking you back to Ireland’ a hooded man replied
‘OK said Biden, I like Ireland’ and went back to sleep with a sigh
They took him back to Ireland and found the deepest bog
They threw him in and down he went…glug….glug glug…..glug glug
Russian forces only have three days of food and ammunition stockpiled, Ukraine’s military says
Russia’s stockpiles of ammunition and food will last for “no more than three days”, according to the millitary
In its latest operational report, it said Russian forces were suffering with fuel shortages and were being mobilised “chaotically”.
It adds to continued reports of a disorganised invasion by Russia, which has failed to take key cities or topple the Ukrainian government.
Earlier, the UK Ministry of Defence said Russian forces had “endured yet another day of limited progress, with most forces largely stalled in place”.
Is this the Ukrainian military that failed in their eight-year ethnic-cleansing “Anti-terror Operation” in Donbas and allowed Russian forces to take the airport at Gostomel on day 1? The same Ukrainian military that concocted the absurd lies about the Ghost of Kiev videogame hero and the Snake Island last stand? How about the UK Ministry of Defence, the lackeys who searched in vain for Iraqi WMD? Trusted sources, to be sure!
dead turd stop vomiting diarrhea from your shithole mouth and go drown in a toilet
That’s possibly the vilest, most moronic comment that I’ve ever read. And, considering some of the other comments here, that’s saying something.
‘Resume the nuclear program’
Keyword resume.
They denied it just like they deny nazis and the biolabs and the planned March invasion on Donbas
Western diplomats are so fkn retarded lol
Bluffing our way to Third World War.
The Human race is allowing a bunch of dumb individuals who label themselves intelligence officers in the Western countries to push 3rd world war on us all.
WHO GAVE THOSE STINKING COWARDS THE RIGHT TO PLAY WITH OUR LIVES????
When would we snap out of this madness???
STOP ARRESTING RUSSIAN PLANES!
Wow, another parade of British [in]competency.
After the “phenomenal knowledge” of political geography presented by the British foreign ministress Elizabeth Mary Truss, the British government, with its world-famous secret service, still has not been able to learn about the existence of the world-famous duo Lexus and Vovan.
Ben Wallace is probably the most incompetent fool in the UK Government but it’s a close call with so many of them.
Ben Wallace was a mid ranking officer in the Scots Guards. In the British Army the officers and other ranks of the Guards battalions are known as the ‘Wooden Tops’, for good reason :)
All EU is an extension of the US embassy. Relations are: MASTER to SLAVE. But something good happened: peoples from Britain said NO to the US neo-imperialism with BREXIT, despite the huge effort of the CIA PSYops to influence and change the referendum. And many more will follow by seeing theirs country constantly despoiled by the US zionist economic hydra.