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Staff (about 1,700 employees) from BAE Shipyard in the British town of DescriptionBarrow-in-Furness were evacuated on April 10 following an anonymous tip of a bomb on borad of one of the Astute-class nuclear-powered general-purpose attack submarines, a local media outlet reported.
A spokesman for BAE Systems confirmed the “ongoing incident”.
“We can confirm there is an ongoing incident at our Barrow site and we are liaising with Cumbria Police who are carrying out an investigation.
“As a precaution the Devonshire Dock Complex has been closed. Staff, contractors and local residents are being kept informed. There is no perceived threat to the wider public at this time and the rest of the site is in operation as usual.”
Police have been deployed on the site.
Russian bomb?
It will obviously be a Russian developed bomb, transported by Iran, and placed by Syrians , who gained access to the nuclear submarine whilst wearing Chinese made Invisibility Cloak’s that were recently stolen and copied from a secret US military facility in Wyoming :)
A similar bomb in its sealed packaging will later be found by a hungry ‘peasant’ in a waste bin outside Tesco’s. This of course will add an Anti-Semitic slant to the whole affair, as Tesco’s is largely Jewish owned. Gaza will of course be bombed again.
MI5 is on the case, and is well informed. Although it does help that a similar fairy tale was actually rehearsed by mere chance , during a joint MI5, MI6, CIA exercise in the past few weeks :)
The exfiltration of the Syrian commando’s was made possible by a long established Hezbollah sleeper cell in Cumbria.
Theresa May, the British Prime Minister, has praised OUR heroic security forces for preventing a disaster by being in the exact place at the right time. All the countries involved with this blatant aggression will naturally be sanctioned. The export of chocolate Easter Eggs to these countries is banned forthwith.
Crowdsource the Coldsores strikes again ??