Birthday Present Filled With Grenades Kills Aide To Ukraine’s Top Commander

Birthday Present Filled With Grenades Kills Aide To Ukraine's Top Commander

Illustrative Image: example of a realistic looking heavy metal replica grenade. Source: KIRO 7 News

Originally published by ZeroHedge

An entirely bizarre story is widely circulating in international headlines on the ‘accidental’ death of a high-ranking Ukrainian military commander. 

A top aide to Ukraine’s armed forces commander-in-chief, Gen. Valery Zaluzhny, has died Monday after what was initially reported as an “unknown explosive device” went off inside a birthday present he was handed.

He’s been identified as Major Hennadii Chastiakov, and details have since emerged saying he was given a gift box full of grenades. An urgent Telegram post from Ukraine’s minister of internal affairs Ihor Klymenko might be among the strangest war time announcements out of Kiev yet.

The post was translated by the Washington Post as follows:

Gen. Valery Zaluzhny said that his assistant, Maj. Hennadii Chastiakov, was killed under “tragic circumstances” while celebrating his birthday with relatives when “an unknown explosive device went off in one of the gifts.” His 13-year-old son was also seriously injured, the National Police of Ukraine said.

The below image is now circulating on Ukrainian news sites and social media. The Washington Post commented:

In one photo, what appear to be several grenades or grenade-shaped items are scattered across the floor. On social media, some jumped to the conclusion that Chastiakov’s death had been an assassination rather than a mistake.

“I pray to God that this was a tragic coincidence and not a targeted attack,” wrote Dana Yarova, member of the Defense Ministry’s anti-corruption council.

Birthday Present Filled With Grenades Kills Aide To Ukraine's Top Commander

Via Ukrainska Pravda

Regional reports have filled in some further alleged details, but there’s much that remains unclear and somewhat contradictory, also given the very strange nature of the top officer’s death:

Chastiakov’s wife said the item that exploded was a grenade inside a gift bag, Ukrainska Pravda reported, citing an unnamed law enforcement source. The gift bag also contained a bottle of alcohol and shot glasses that looked like grenades, per the report.

The same report suggests the dangerous gift was given to Maj. Chastiakov by a lower-ranking soldier:

Klymenko said in a Telegram message that an exchange between Chastiakov and his son led to the accidental detonation of one of the grenades. Police later found five more unexploded grenades at his residence and identified a Ukrainian soldier who gave them to Chastiakov. The soldier’s office has been searched, and more grenades were found there, Klymenko said.

As for the above narrative account, it’s hard to imagine a “shot glass” resembling a grenade would lead to confusion with real “grenades” also present in the same gift. And why would a pin then be pulled? Possibly, he thought they were realistic looking ‘toy grenades’ or some type of gag gift.

It’s also obviously a major question as to why someone would wrap up grenades in a present in the first place (unless the intent is to actually blow up the recipient).

One initial theory has been that it was no accident at all, but a targeted assassination of a key military decision-maker. Inside Russia, there’s been a string of assassinations by Ukrainian intelligence, with among the most notable being the car-bombing of Darya Dugina in August of 2022 outside Moscow. Perhaps this was a retaliatory Russian intelligence operation on Ukrainian soil?

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Sunny

could be anything if we’re honest. orcrainians are savages so it could be that he simply got killed because he insulted someone’s wife’s ugly botox lips.

if russia was serious about liquidating orcrainian command they could have done so long ago. in fact russia ranks very low on my list of suspects. i’d say infighting or maybe a cia liquidation because this guy was dissatisfied with “nato tactics”, aka sending waves of orcs at russian defenses until you’re out of men and equipment.

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Psionists slaves of America

kabooooom. thus to all ukrainian psionist enslaved puppets.

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Bernd Michael Kaltschmidt

what spoons, -the ukros!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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inspector gadget

monkey with a gun

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G. Saviano

in the jungle
the mighty jungle
the lion sleeps tonight

Moloch

monkey with a gun.

your monkey was taken, general.

do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?

jens holm

are you friends with the monkey? is he with you now?

TomSucker

nurse give jens clean diapers for barfday

TomSucker

jens gave me used condom for birfday

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